yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle)

sorry:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

'MURICA

Everytime I see this I just think it’s Crowley being a bamf
sorry:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

'MURICA

Everytime I see this I just think it’s Crowley being a bamf
sorry:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

'MURICA

Everytime I see this I just think it’s Crowley being a bamf

sorry:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

'MURICA

Everytime I see this I just think it’s Crowley being a bamf

(Source: merica-for-mericans)

flushedforcronus:

polybiu-s:

id-like-to-buy-a-homestuck:

jason-brody:

Behold! The whiny little bitch.

It’s perfect.

Fuck you, Im the white bitch.

Spot on.

Behold! the coke fiend

The Never Ending Customer

Egads, it’s the whiny little bitch..

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

same rintori same

(Source: nanasaeharu)

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QuestionWhy do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it? Answer

ohfuckyaoi:

tmirai:

ackanime:

sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

ikeaner-notp:

ohfuckyaoi:

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES

DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS

I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.

Lube is love, y’all.

I cant believe this is still going.

punzanna:

The Croods (2013)

"Some things we just know.”

I forgot the last time I fell in love with a cosplay, and by extension, the cosplayer. She even had his tail! My heart just stopped when I saw her.

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

scoutsthoughts:

I feel like this sums these two up

scoutsthoughts:

I feel like this sums these two up

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

redcameleon:

this is just so hilarious

just look at Madara’s expression

HAHAHA PRICELESS

I never knew villains could react that way HAHAHA

ackerqueen:

How much can I love this guy? My life is complete now, ok bye.

itsplanty:

Black-Footed Kitten !!!! LOOK AT THAT FACE !!!!!
itsplanty:

Black-Footed Kitten !!!! LOOK AT THAT FACE !!!!!
itsplanty:

Black-Footed Kitten !!!! LOOK AT THAT FACE !!!!!

itsplanty:

Black-Footed Kitten !!!! LOOK AT THAT FACE !!!!!